UJordani Hamel ungumbhali, imbongi kanye nomdlali.Ungumdidiyeli we-No Other Place to Stand, i-anthology yezinkondlo zaseNew Zealand mayelana nokushintsha kwesimo sezulu eshicilelwe yi-Auckland University Press.Iqoqo lakhe lokuqala lezinkondlo elithi "Yonke into kodwa wena uyikho konke" lashicilelwa.
Umbono: Ubuwazi ukuthi u-Sean “Dark Destroyer” Wallace ungumlandeli ongathanda ukubhekana naye uma unikwa ithuba?Noma ngenkathi umqhudelani we-MasterChef u-Alvin Qua ethula isidlo sakhe Senkukhu Ephuzile kumajaji, kwaba mnandi ku-inthanethi futhi kwabangela ukushoda kwewayini le-Shaoxing kulo lonke elase-Australia?
Emuva eminyakeni yami yama-20s, ngabe ngiwuchithile umbono wokuba ngigxile kakhulu ku-minutiae yombukiso wamahhala wangempela.Ikakhulukazi ukuthuthukisa uthando lokubuka, ukuxoxisana, kanye namadrama asekolishi angabekezeleleki ngokuvamile, kunokuthuthukisa ubuntu bangempela (“Ingabe niwubonile lo mdlalo omusha we-Breaking Bad? khathazeka, cishe awukaze uzwe ngawo”).
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Umndeni wami, nokho, awukaze wabelane ngohleko lwami ngebhande elingapheli le-TV engokoqobo.Abazali bami babengabesizukulwane sangaphambi kweNetflix, i-Disney+ noma i-MySky.Ngesikhathi sabo, wawuhlala phansi wosa iwundlu, ubukele uMama Wesizwe uJudy Bailey ekutshela ngokwenzeka eSoviet Union, futhi wahlala phansi kulokho umphathi ongaqondakali we-TVNZ ayefuna ukukuphakela kona.Ngokuqondene nodadewethu, mhlawumbe umqondo wezinzalamizi ophelelwe yisikhathi ngemuva kokudalwa kwemboni yonke, noma mhlawumbe kumane nje kumane kwaqondana, kodwa uhlobo lwangempela lwamaphakathi nawo-00s lubonakala luhambisana kahle nezinto abazithandayo (isakhiwo sangaphakathi, izilima ezishisayo, umzimba. impahla).Abantu abaziyo baqaphela ngokwengeziwe.)
Kodwa akukho neyodwa yale mibono eyangibangela ukuhlukana.Umqondo wokuhlala efulethini elivuzayo e-Dunedin futhi ubuke umbhangqwana osemusha e-The Block ukhetha phakathi kwezibambo zezicabha zethusi noma zethusi ubonakala ungaphezu kwamandla.Uma ubuka i-MasterChef noma i-Hell's Kitchen ubusuku obune ngeviki futhi udla okosiwe okuyimfihlo kuka-Sarah noma i-Jono's microwaved steak, izinga lokuzicabangela lifinyelela izinga elisha.Ngakho ngigwema lonke uhlobo, ubani onendaba?
Kodwa eminyakeni embalwa edlule, konke kushintshile.Ngiyaqala ukuthanda imibukiso yangempela.Ngiqale ngakutshela ukuthi ngishintshele ekubeni ngineminyaka engu-20 ubudala enoshevu ngokubhuqa ngiye kweneminyaka engu-30 ubudala enothando olusha lwezindlela zokupheka zesiFulentshi zesifunda.Nokho, lapho ngizindla, ngabona ukuthi kwakungokunye okwengeziwe.
Into enhle mayelana neminyaka embalwa edlule yesihogo kube ukusetshenziswa kabanzi komsebenzi okude.Lokhu akusho uku-ayina kwehembe kuphela, kodwa isikhathi esiningi somndeni e-Timaru.Kukhona okuthile okukhethekile mayelana nokuzivumela ukuthi ungene kahle esimisweni somndeni wakho kanye nokwazisa izinto ezincane okungenzeka ukuthi uzikhohliwe noma okungenzeka awuzange uzibone ohambweni olumatasa lwangempelasonto.Lezi zinto ezincane esengizibonga?uqagele.Imidlalo yasebusuku ku-TV yomndeni.Kimina, lokhu kufana nokuphuza itiye ngemva kokudla.Umthombo ozinzile, onokwethenjelwa wenjabulo yamasekeni.
Okwaqala njengokwamukela kwami ​​nje kwashintsha ngokushesha kwaba ukutshalwa kwezimali okuphelele.Wake wayibona indoda esikhulile ikhalela i-omelet yenkalankala ephekwe kahle?Kulo nyaka ngibone abantu abathathu ngesikhathi esisodwa: ubaba wami, mina kanye nabalandeli be-MasterChef vs umqhudelani weFavourites/umcishi-mlilo oneminyaka engu-27 ubudala uDaniel waseDarwin.Yebo, ngiyazi ukuthi le midlalo iklanyelwe ukungithinta inhliziyo futhi icindezele izinkinobho zozwela, kodwa ngesinye isikhathi ngicabanga ukuthi ngivele ngiyeke, ngikuvumele kungikhungathekise futhi nginqume ukusebenzisa lonke ikhono lami lokugxeka.Khohlwa.konke.Thola induduzo ngokungaguquguquki okuhle.Manje nginelinye ibhuloho lasekhaya, noma elokwenziwa.Ngingaba nesithukuthezi noma ngidabuke ngakolunye uhlangothi lwe-Cook Strait, ngichofoze umsakazo wamahhala wakudala ihora lonke, bese ngixoxa nabazali bami mayelana nokujaha kokugcina.Akekho owaziyo ukuthi iChibi i-Baikal e-Serbia iyichibi elijule kakhulu emhlabeni, noma Tshela udadewethu ukuthi bengingalindele ukuthi uChris Parker adwengulwe abe yizicucu kangaka, noma agijime emuhle kangaka olwandle ngefosholo.
Naphezu kokuncipha kancane kancane, angisona isiwula ngokuphelele.Angikakwazi namanje ukunakekela ukuhlobisa noma ukuhlobisa kabusha ikhaya lami, futhi ngisahweba ngokuthanda kwami ​​i-TV ukuze ngithole umuntu wangempela.Kodwa njengoba ngikhula futhi ngizithola ngichitha isikhathi esiningi ngingekho ekhaya, ngithola induduzo ngokuthi umndeni wami usazohlala wodwa esofeni ngemva kokuchitha usuku lwawo ubukele indlela u-MasterChef engena ngayo esiphethweni sakhe sokugcina noma kwesinye. isizini.Ukudansa neStars sekuzoqala futhi ngethemba ukuthi noma ngabe ngikhona ngizobe ngikhona.